Scuttlebutt

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Draftee: "Do you think they'll ever send me overseas, doctor?"
Examining physician: "Not unless we're invaded."

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Analysis:

This article pokes fun at men with 4-F deferments by reminding others that, due to their perceived physical shortcomings, they're only good in the case of an absolute disaster, in contrast to the men that have been chosen as the best and brightest to represent the nation.


Source: Powder Keg, June 30th, 1944, Pg 6