Scuttlebutt
[...]
Dear Aunttie,
I'm in love with a girl who's in love with another. How can I get rid of the other man?
Bill.
Sweet William,
Why bother if you are four F. Give yourself a break and get rid of her.
Aunt (wire me when you're lonesome) Gussie.
[...]
Analysis:
This joke solidifies 4-Fs as the lowest of the low. Even Bill's Aunt Gussie has no sympathy for his predicament, instead insisting that his loss is a foregone conclusion because he's a 4-F.
Source: Powder Keg, January 19th, 1945, Pg 8
